Oh Nutella. How I love you. I love you so much. You are the bread to my butter, the honey to my tea. I adore every bit of you.
And that’s the problem.
You know how people eat peanut butter with a spoon? I do the same with Nutella. No need for bread like on the picture or crackers (how my husband takes it). For me Nutella is best eaten with a spoon.
Normal people get a jar of Nutella and consume it over the course of a several days or weeks. For my husband and I, a jar of Nutella is usually consumed in a matter of twenty-four hours. You think I’m kidding. Buying a jar of Nutella is taking a risk that my will power will fail, as it has so many times in the face of sweet treats. My former chubby girl convinces me it’s okay, believing my metabolism is more like an Olympic swimmer than that of Jabba The Hutt.
Oh Nutella. How I love you. Bastard.